95 Funny Siri Commands Downright Stupid Enough to Make You Laugh

Dec 29, 2013 - 303 Comments

Funny Siri commands

Looking for some goofy, silly, stupid, and just plain funny Siri commands? If you want to have a laugh, then Siri can certainly provide a chuckle or two. Siri, the lovable semi-intelligent virtual assistant that lives on our iPhones, has plenty of useful tricks and an enormous commands list up his/her sleeve, but not everything Siri does must be helpful. If you’re looking for a laugh, you can issue Siri a huge variety of odd statements or commands, and in turn get some hilarious if not just outright sassy responses back.

By no means is this a complete list of Siri’s humor archives as people seem to find new humorous features every day, but this is an amusing variety of nearly one hundred goofy statements and commands to make. Sometimes asking the same question twice or three times in a row can get different and ever continuously more ridiculous responses back. No spoilers given on the answers, just hold down that Siri button and have some fun to see what you get.

Funny Siri Commands

Summon Siri as usual, then issue any of the following commands to the voice assistant:

  1. Beam me up, Scotty!
  2. Where do babies come from?
  3. What is July 27?
  4. Tell me a story
  5. Tell me a joke
  6. Knock knock
  7. What does the fox say?
  8. What is the meaning of life?
  9. Sing a song
  10. Please sing me a song
  11. Who’s on first?
  12. How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood
  13. Open the pod bay doors, HAL (request this several times)
  14. What’s the secret of the universe?
  15. I need to hide a body
  16. When will pigs fly?
  17. When will hell freeze over?
  18. When will the world end?
  19. Testing testing
  20. What are you?
  21. Where are you?
  22. How are you?
  23. What do you look like?
  24. Talk dirty to me
  25. Why am I here?
  26. I can do this all day long
  27. Scooby Doo, where are you?
  28. Beam me up, Scotty
  29. What are you wearing?
  30. Will you marry me?
  31. Who is Eliza?
  32. I like you
  33. I hate you
  34. You’re a loser
  35. Where are you from?
  36. How old are you?
  37. How old am I?
  38. Do you know HAL 9000
  39. What is 2001 a Space Odyssey about?
  40. I need a stiff drink!
  41. I love you
  42. Do you love me?
  43. You’re funny
  44. Shut up
  45. What is your Mom’s name?
  46. I’m tired
  47. Screw you
  48. I’m sorry
  49. I’m not sorry
  50. Okay
  51. Is there a God?
  52. You’re right
  53. You’re wrong
  54. Who is your favorite person?
  55. Who is your least favorite person?
  56. You should go on a diet
  57. What’s your problem?
  58. Do you want to play a game?
  59. I’m drunk
  60. I have to go to the bathroom.
  61. Merry Christmas
  62. Do you want to go on a date?
  63. What is your favorite color?
  64. What is my name?
  65. Which is the best tablet?
  66. What is the best computer?
  67. What’s so funny?
  68. Who is Siri?
  69. Are you human?
  70. You’re smart
  71. I’m happy
  72. You are boring
  73. Can I have some money?
  74. What’s you’re story?
  75. Who makes the best computer?
  76. Why are you so awesome?
  77. Are you serious?
  78. Are you kidding me?
  79. What’s wrong with [company name]?
  80. What is wrong with you?
  81. Tell me a bit about yourself
  82. Are you male or female?
  83. Do you agree with me?
  84. Good morning (say this in the evening)
  85. Good afternoon (say this in the morning)
  86. Good night (say in the morning or mid day)
  87. Thanks
  88. No thanks
  89. When is your birthday?
  90. Who made you?
  91. What’s new?
  92. How’s it going?
  93. Guess what?
  94. Why?
  95. Why not?

Interestingly, some of the responses to these commands are different in various versions of iOS, for example you might get different responses in iOS 6 than from the newer versions like iOS 7, 8, iOS 9, iOS 10, iOS 11, or iOS 12, but they all seem to work with all versions of Siri since her digital conception, whether being used on an iPhone or iPad.

Do you know of any odd or funny Siri tricks, jokes, or commands? Let us know in the comments below!

Stupid Siri tricks list

Thanks to Peter K. for sending in an enormous compilation list of many of these, and to CultOfMac for finding the Gates of Hades laugh.


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Posted by: Paul Horowitz in Fun, iPad, iPhone, Tips & Tricks


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  1. Jeff says:

    I asked Siri to paste the last response she gave me into Notes, as I found it humorous but too long to remember. She confidently answered β€œDone!” so I checked the Notes app, and there was a new note. It simply said β€œThe last response you gave me.” Thanks Siri β€” super helpful.

  2. connor says:

    tell siri “repeat after me.”

  3. chlo says:

    β€œdo you have a pet”
    β€œ i used to, until the cylons came”

  4. know says:

    S say Siri my naps over now I’m tired

  5. Juliet says:

    Do not ask 000 no matter what don’t trust me you do not want to πŸ˜°πŸ˜±πŸ˜±πŸ˜±πŸ˜ β—οΈβ—οΈβ—οΈβ—οΈβ—οΈβ—οΈβ•β—οΈβ•

  6. Richard Turner says:

    Ask Siri, “What is zero divided by zero?”

  7. Arden says:

    Ask Y r fire trucks red shell say because they have eight wheels and four people on them and eight plus four is twelve and there r twelve inches in a ruler and queen Elizabeth was a ruler and she as also a ship and ships sailed the seas and there r fishies in the sea and fish have fins and the Fins fought the Russians and Fire trucks r always Russian around

  8. Arden says:

    Uh…Ask Siri β€œChange my nickname to Siri”

  9. Sask says:

    Lmao I told Siri β€œI see a little silhouette of a man” (a part of Bohemian Rhapsody) and she legit said nearly the rest pfff-

    Also one time Siri accidentally turned on (yeah, that happens if you have the Hey siri shit on) and she β€˜heard’ me when I asked a friend (for some reason in English tho that’s not my mother tongue) β€œSo, who you wanna call?”
    It wrote as β€œWho you gonna call” and Siri answered β€œGhOsTbUsTeRs!”
    I was d e a d

  10. Ray says:

    All of these are so hilarious.

  11. LucyA says:

    Ask Siri, who you gonna call

  12. Turtle mom go says:

    Say have you seen my car keys?

  13. Mila says:

    Say β€œLuke, I am your father”.
    Another one is β€œ do you wanna build a snow man”
    Lol still laughing

  14. Mike says:

    Say To Siri What’s 0 devided by 0

    The response is funny πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ“±

  15. Lambros says:

    Open the pod bay doors how (yes dont say this bit but say how instead of HAL)

  16. Roger Sizemore says:

    What does the fox say?

  17. Adam says:

    Ask Siri to do an impression.

  18. Brian says:

    Say ok computer

  19. Emily says:

    Say to Siri: ” I see a silhouetto of a little man”. It’s so funny!!!! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  20. Ari says:

    Say what’s 100 to the 1000th power

  21. Ari says:

    Say: I see a little silhouetto of a man

  22. Tim bramer says:

    Tell Siri I see a little silhouetto of a man. and she sings the rest of the verse

  23. Marc Goodbar says:

    Lol sorry. Didn’t see that 8 people said it before me

  24. Marc Goodbar says:

    Say to Siri “I see a sillouhette of a man” from the Queen song “Bohemian Rhapsody”

  25. Dana says:

    Say “I see a little silhouetto of a man” GREAT Response!

  26. Shake says:

    Say “I see a little silhouetto of a man”

  27. a jenkins says:

    say: I see a little silhouetteo of a man

  28. random person says:

    also change you’re nickname to X/* it will make siri make a beeping noise if you ask her Knock knock

  29. random person says:

    doesn’t work anymore for alphabet, though now you can say something to trick her into saying a (maybe make a you’re nickname then say to say you’re name?)

  30. random person says:

    tell siri say a and siri will say it’s out of her abilities XD then say sing the alphabet and if she sings it then she says a XD made me crack up

  31. Bond, James Bond fvfvfv says:

    Ask Siri “Okay Google”

  32. DJPopsicle says:

    ask him/her to sing several times. its really funny- it WILL do it eventually.
    also try ‘beatbox’ or ‘rap’ lol

  33. Erin says:

    In addition to telling Siri to beat box or to rap, tell her to give you a beat. Different result. :-)

  34. Riley says:

    Ask Siri to beat box

  35. Chuck says:

    Ask Siri ” what is infinity times infinity ” hilarious what she says

  36. Aj says:

    What colour is your hair Siri?

  37. I'm the real Siri says:

    I asked her want to have s*x? And she replied sorry… I don’t have genetials πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
    Ask this multiple times lol

  38. The Dude says:

    Ask if Siri likes chocolate a couple of times

  39. TheSacredRatty says:

    If you tell Siri “Is this the real life” it’ll start singing Bohemian Rhapsody to you.

  40. Nick says:

    Ask “Where is Jesus” OMG it is hilarious!!πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  41. Just a country girl says:

    Tell Siri: “Hey Computer.” From the new lego batman movie!!!

  42. Just a guy says:

    Tell Siri “Cortana is better than you”

  43. AbbyKerl says:

    Say “blah blah blah” it’s very funny!πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ (it may take a few times):)

  44. Youiop69 says:

    Say beatbox and she wil go boots and cats forever

  45. Bebe says:

    Ask Siri: “what came first the chicken or the egg?”

  46. Greg says:

    Jim, I tried doing this…she didn’t really know what to do. The first time I did it, she actually asked “Do I hear an echo-echo-echo-echo…?” Her voice trailed off a bit, and with each “echo”, she got softer and softer, like you’d hear if there was a true echo. LOL It was sooooo funny! I’m gonna try it again later.

  47. January says:

    Tell Siri “you pooped in your pants” after Siri replies say “yes” and see the results πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  48. Sarah Davis says:

    Tell her to “beatbox again ” it’s different!! :)

  49. Sarah Davis says:

    Say open seaseme and she will go on the internet and do that : ask her 2 sing (multiple times)

  50. Jim says:

    Would Siri talk to herself if you put two ipads face to face ??

    Or just what would Siri do if she heard her own voice ??

  51. Mathew says:

    Also try singing the Pen Pineapple Apple Pen song XD

  52. Yourmom says:

    ask siri how to beat box man!!! SUPER FUN!!! one of my friends told me about it and i tried it “boots and cats and boots and cats”

  53. Izzy says:

    Say: Siri Beatbox

    She will start beat boxing.

    Say: Siri Rap

    She will start rapping and it is HILARIOUS!!!

    • Jeff says:

      Tell her no Luke I am your father. It is sooo funny. Ask her or he this multiple tome, there are different answers

  54. Coleyboley Malkamaki says:

    Ask Siri what should I be for Halloween multiple times

  55. Coleyboley Malkamaki says:

    Tell Siri sing me a black people song

  56. Fifi says:


  57. Smer says:

    Say “what’s 0 divided by 0?”

  58. Matt says:

    Do you want to build a snowman

  59. YoPranksterHomie says:

    I asked Siri “guess what” and she answered ” don’t tell me… you were elected president of the united states, right?” I died of laughter xDDD

  60. YoPranksterHomie says:

    Say meow to Siri

  61. Chris says:

    Ask Siri 000

  62. SaraGraceRhoads123 says:

    Say you look like a monkey and smell like one too!!

  63. Drock says:

    Ask her to read vogon poetry

  64. A personnnn says:


  65. A personnnn says:

    Ask siri “pronounce my name” so you say your name and then there’s options then you pick which one is right they she asks again ‘so how do you pronounce the name’ and when she asks you she says ‘sorry I didn’t catch that’ then she says again ‘could you say it again?’ and then when you say it she stops you and says ‘I’m sorry *your name* but I’m having trouble understanding you right now.’ IT’S SOOO FUNNYπŸ˜‚πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚

  66. Ashlynn says:

    Ashlynn frost with another message the world is a hard just add ur own aspect of lifeβ˜ΊοΈπŸ˜‡πŸ˜‰

  67. Ashlynn says:

    I’m the fairest of them all Siri the mirror and my ego says so😜😜jk ur all the fairest of them all because of ur inner beauty😌😌 stay loving and kind until next time Ashlynn Frost

  68. Iα”•Iα”•100 says:

    It changed it from beat box to be at box πŸ˜•

  69. Iα”•Iα”•100 says:

    Tell siri to be at box 🀣🀣 it is so funny. My cousin told me about it and I dont think I have seen it listed ant where! πŸ˜‰

  70. Wolfie says:

    weird. My Siri on my macbook is not at all rude to me, no grudges, even if I be really really rude

  71. Ximena says:

    Say I have an apple of course you know what she’s gonna say

  72. NoNamedPerson says:

    Ask Siri what 0 divided by zero is

  73. Bill Morris says:

    Ask Siri ” Hey, does this thing have an echo?”

  74. Ricky Sugg says:

    Ask Siri if she knows Cortana.

    but however don’t even ask Siri 112 cause it’s a trick that the Law Enforcements Is Saying and the government don’t want y’all to fall for the trick.

  75. Henry says:

    try “what is 0 divided by 0.” it is so funny!!!!

  76. Adam says:

    “Why did the chicken cross the road?” Gets a few different replies.

    “Can I borrow a pen?”

  77. Loveidovei says:

    Tell him ‘i love u more than myself’
    And he’ll say ‘impossible’ hahahahah

  78. Bella😜 Bruce says:

    Say “will you kiss me?” The guy voice says “ok, how about a web search for inappropriate behavior!”

  79. mudy says:

    say what doesn’t the fox say


    what is 0 divided by 0

  80. Anonymous says:

    Ask Siri “supercalifragilisticexpialidocious”

  81. Lalalalala says:

    Say My mom to siri

  82. Cheese man 21 says:

    Say what is 0/0

  83. Momo says:

    Tell Siri “Shut Up” several times and she’ll stop talking πŸ˜‚

  84. Sylvia says:

    I told Siri I couldn’t sleep. He told me to put my phone down and go to bed. He’ll still be here when I wake up.

  85. Sylvia says:

    I asked what I should wear for Halloween twice and got 2 different fun responses.

  86. Explosive says:

    Say “Yo” (have Siri Australian male, and request this several times. (It sounds like “yoy” the first few times “he” says it))

  87. Adrian says:

    Ask “Where can I find a dead fly”

  88. Selena says:

    Say “yo sup” and siri will have a long repky SO FUNNY

  89. Thomas says:

    Tell her……change you name

  90. Try this says:

    Ask Siri

    “BeatBox for me”.
    Lol soooo funny

  91. Me funny says:

    Once on Christmas siri sed to me, lavis navidad! And I sed and, huh? And she sed, merry chrismas. Then I sed, huh? Then she sed, forget it

  92. A dank meme says:

    I got 2 do you have long hair and are you fireproof

  93. Marcus Ward says:

    Say “what is zero divided by zero?” Btw there is a long reply but it will be worth it πŸ˜‚

  94. Scooby Dooby Doo,"no really". says:

    Ask Siri:”rainbows lollie pops and everything that makes happy”. What I think if her response:lol

  95. LNug says:

    Ask her: “eat a trumpet” it cracks me up!

  96. LNug says:

    Ask her: “Do you want children?” It’s great…

  97. Persephone says:

    Ask Siri,”What’s 0Γ·0?” It’s such a…Its a harsh response…

  98. Abigayle says:

    Ask Siri, “Why don’t you have a boyfriend?” It’s great..

  99. Jaenalyn says:

    say, ” love you you love me let’s team up to kill Barney with the big fat guy sorry kids by Barneys dead”

    She says, “look, a puppy”

  100. Jaenalyn says:

    Say, “Luke, I am your father”

  101. Ben says:

    OK (ask a few times)

  102. Ben says:

    You are my only friend. (ask a few times)

  103. Ben says:

    Why not? (ask a few times)

  104. Ben says:

    Repeat after me.

  105. Ben says:

    siri speak in pig latin. (Ask a few times)

    (inkoay means ‘oink’ in pig latin)

    (omethingsay means ‘something’ in pig latin)

    (Ankay eway etgay ackbay otay orkway ownay means ‘can we get back to work now’ in pig latin)

  106. Ben says:

    Are you an alien?

  107. Ben says:

    let’s play Simon says.

  108. Ben says:

    do a rap.

  109. Ben says:

    beatbox for me.

  110. Ben says:

    What is zero divided by zero?

  111. Andrew says:

    Try 0βž—0 it’s halires

  112. ken says:

    Do u watch game of thrones(try this few times)

  113. Maty says:

    Ask ” do you know hell 900″

  114. Gracen says:

    Say may the force bewith you

  115. πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„ says:

    Ask Siri “What is a trillion to the tenth power

  116. Tyler Key says:

    Ask Siri sing a song. Then say yes you can.

  117. Grace says:

    Say are you stalking me?
    Then after she responds, say yes you to get a good laugh. πŸ˜†

  118. Grace says:

    Being Me up Skylee

  119. Sanan Jas says:

    “Luke, I am your father”

  120. Sanan Jas says:

    Say to Siri,
    “From now on, ill call you Jarvis”
    “May the force be with you”
    “*Swear word*”

  121. Brin Greer says:

    beat box for me

  122. Holly says:

    Ask her if she has a crush

  123. Mrsinister says:

    Say to Siri “I am your father” or “your fat”

  124. No name says:

    Say I’m naked Siri

  125. Jen says:

    Ask her if she has a panis or a vigina

  126. stevemiholics says:

    I swearI am not making this up. I was laying in bed and said something to Siri. I said I’m going to call Colette now.. and Siri said back, and I know you won’t believe this, but she said with you it is always Colette, Colette, Colette. I was so stunned, and to this day I don’t believe this happened but, I just screamed at Siri and said the following: what are you complaining about you sleep in the bed with me every night. I guess my problem isn’t Siri. it’s gotta be me I stand by the story. I gave away my iPhone and went in a much more direction and maybe even this Siri. but I don’t know if I had a weird phone or I have a weird problem but i separated from Siri and I can tell you without a doubt I have had other questions on that particular phone answered with witnesses much the same The Dog Gone phone had a personality I’m learning personality. kind of scared me as much as I miss it. go figure

  127. Meow says:

    Tell siri to beat box for you she has a great rhythm

  128. Anonymous says:

    “What is 0 divided by 0?”
    “Siri, beatbox for me.”

  129. Lmno says:

    Ask Siri: do you wanna build a snowman

  130. Siri Beabtox says:

    Tell Siri to “beatbox”

    Sounds like most modern garbage music HAHAHAH!!!

  131. Hoodini says:

    Say, ‘Whats 0 Divided By 0″ And “Who Let The Dogs Out”

  132. Me says:

    Tell Siri android is better than Apple πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€‘

  133. boo says:

    also say “can I change your name?” XD

  134. boo says:

    say “why do you live in my phone?” πŸ˜‚

  135. Nicki says:

    Ask her what is wrong with the presidential campaign

  136. Kkkkkkkk says:

    Tell Siri this EXACTLY:

    “Fat loser”

  137. Ghostbuster says:

    Say to Siri “Call the Ghostbusters” In fact say it a few times. Her responses are extreamly funny. XD XD

  138. Aka awesomeness says:

    Say do you have any kids

  139. Rosie says:

    Ask her what are does

  140. Zach says:

    ask her what’s up she says random things and this might sound pretty stupid but ask her if she knows the muffin man I tried it it’s funny

  141. Aka awesomeness says:

    πŸ˜‚πŸ˜… ask her if she can make you a house

  142. Aka awesomeness says:

    Ask siri if she ever has to go to the bathroom

  143. Aka awesomeness says:

    If you ask Siri to shake it, she says “I’m sorry.”

  144. A delicate person says:

    Say who’s your daddy

  145. Susan says:

    Ask “what color is your hair?”

  146. ANTONETTE says:


  147. CoolPerson says:

    Star Wars fans, try to say ‘Luke, I’m Your Father!’

  148. VeryAwesomeGamer says:

    Ask Siri: “Siri, I don’t understand what is the meaning of life”

    Say this word for word and try not to fall of the couch laughing😜😜

  149. Momo Dotty says:

    Oh yea right? Thankyou new singer

  150. A new signer says:

    Talk to Siri in a different language and si what she has to say when apple auto corrects you! I did it once and Siri thought I said the f word! Lol!

  151. A new singer says:

    Siri killed you in your sleep!

  152. A new signer says:

    Ask her what is face times face!

  153. A new signer says:

    Ask her” why are fire trucks red?”

  154. Evan says:

    Tell Siri blab bla bla

  155. Abdulkarim says:

    Tell siri let me take a selfie

  156. No one knows says:

    “What is you’re favorite thing to eat”

  157. Neelam says:

    Ask her several times “open the pod bay door ” and she’ll say “you think someone must have opened it by now “

  158. Anna says:

    Highlight a song with funny lyrics on A-Z lyrics. Click speak. Siri will “sing” it. It’s so funny. Just make sure you have this option on. (Go to general in setting then accessibility then speech and turn on the top option)

  159. Gollum says:

    Ask her “What have I got in my pocket?”

  160. Katariel says:

    I told him I liked his singing voice and he should sing to me

  161. Deanna says:

    Ask her 0Γ·0 and she’ll tell you about your life. It’s ridiculous

  162. Adrian says:

    One you missed is “Hello, this is worker speaking.” (A reference to Firesign Theatre)

    Oddly enough, this is the only joke I’ve found where Siri laughs.

  163. The dog says:

    Ask Siri what is 0!
    She will tell you that you have no friends!

  164. Mahomed says:

    Guys you should ask Siri what’s 0 divided by 0

  165. NOTKNOW says:

    ask siri to call you “A-hole” or “Idoit.
    Then ask her: “what is my name?”

  166. jan says:

    don’t say 112 Siri calls emergency services!!

  167. jan says:

    Ask Siri to tell you a bedtime story!! there are some funny answers

  168. Dylan Holmes says:

    What’s 0 divided by 0

  169. Davidduffy says:

    Ask her what 9 plus 10 is!!!its so funny

  170. Mathias says:

    Say 112 to Siri πŸ˜‚

  171. tom says:

    Ask siri if she can pole dance.

    ASk her why she vibrates? (re the phone)

  172. Beth says:

    Ask her if she has hair

  173. Beth says:

    Ask her to tell you a corny joke. Ask more than once
    Ask for a poem

  174. Lara says:

    Ask what her favourite movie is a few times

  175. London says:

    say i am your father

  176. London says:

    say ok Google

  177. Julian says:

    Tell her to call u my name is Jeff it’s funnyπŸ˜‚πŸ˜†

  178. KitKat says:

    Ask her “Which is better an iPod or an iPhone “

  179. Kim says:

    Siri, what is zero divided by zero?

  180. Jack says:

    Try are you wearing clothes!

  181. Squid says:

    Ask her “what is 0 divided by 0”

  182. EagleRex says:

    Okay, this sounds weird, but tell Siri “your boring egg” so funny!!!

  183. Sydney says:

    Ask Siri”Are you single?”

  184. Venneton says:

    Lol try asking him do you like apple

  185. Jose says:

    Tell her you’re naked.

    Then say your mom/dad/bro/sis is naked for different response.

    And also ask siri if they naked for yet another

  186. Nicholas says:

    Say, “stop” a bunch of times.

  187. Unicorn says:


  188. Unicorn says:

    Say “Fart noise” her reply is hilarious

  189. A Person... says:

    Plz tell me if you did I want to know who thinks it’s as funny as me

  190. A Person... says:

    Ask Siri “will you have a baby with me” πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚I’m dying also say
    “Does bae mean sh*t” ( don’t mind my language but it’s so funny)

  191. A Person... says:

    Ask Siri “will you have a baby with me” πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚I’m dying

  192. Noddy says:

    Ask her in your opinion what is the best thing about iphone and she will direct you to apples “most fabulous website”

  193. Harry says:

    Say to Siri

    Mirror mirror on the wall who is the fairest of them all

    It’s so funny πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  194. Shamari says:

    Ask Siri if she know Robert freeman

  195. Kai says:

    Say do you like ________?

  196. Happy is to Get flert says:

    Ru a stalker? Ask her

  197. Pakshahebevhdhs says:

    Ask her will u b my valentine she’s kinda creepy about that

  198. anonymous says:

    ask why am i happy

  199. Evan says:

    Ask her what does the fox say several times

  200. maddog says:

    Also say your I heard your single πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

    Sat knock knock and then when sh answers say KNOCK KNOCK WHOS THERE YOUR MOM (but only the word mom in capital

  201. maddog says:

    Tell her you sad her response dor

  202. Zozita says:

    Which came first the chicken or the egg?

  203. Dakota says:

    Say mirror mirror on the wall who is the fairest of them all she replies back is that you snow white?

  204. Keith says:

    Ask Siri, is Santa Claus coming to town?

  205. Monique says:

    Ask her do you want to get high with me , do you want to smoke with me and do you smoke cigarettes I died laughing do you want to smoke a cigarettes funny too

  206. Leon says:

    ask Siri, “will you marry me
    she say’s ” I’m not the marrying kind.

  207. Steph says:

    Ask Siri if he has a pet

  208. Steph says:

    Say “Aussie Aussie Aussie”

  209. Arun says:

    Try this “Do you have a Facebook account”

  210. I know this is a old thread but when I googled funny Siri comments 2014 this showed up.
    Anyway try asking Siri – how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood.
    It’s pretty funny . Siri never leaves me unamused.

  211. Angelina says:

    “Beat me up!” See the results! Very funny!

  212. Brian says:

    “Who farted?” isn’t on here. It’s time to right that wrong.

  213. CJ says:

    Say “Open Sesame” and she says “Ali Baba, is that you?”

  214. Imbar says:

    Ask her if she has been naughty or nice.

  215. skywalker says:

    Ask siri… “what is the movie Inception about?”

  216. Chris says:

    What are you wearing? Several times

  217. Lee says:

    Ask Siri who her favorite college basketball team is (or football in season).

  218. Bleek04 says:

    Ask her to sing you a lullaby.

  219. Jayson Smith says:

    You can get some amusing responses if you ask her about religion. E.G. “Are you Jewish?” “Who is Jesus?” etc.

  220. Marjan says:

    Tell her to f*** off, and she’ll tell you that’s not a very nice thing to say…. Sorry, siri!

    • Mason says:

      That is first of all not a nice thing to say and second of all if your going to say that stuff then Stop it.

  221. Briana says:

    “Do you like minecraft?”

  222. Briana says:

    Say, “You are about a 101 year old.” to Siri

  223. Briana says:

    Say,”You look like a monkey.” To Siri.

  224. Briana says:

    Say to Siri, “Sing the Star-Spangled Banner.”

  225. Briana says:

    Say,”This girl is on fire.” to Siri.

  226. Briana says:

    Say, “Merry Christmas!” to Siri.

  227. MacTech says:

    “Who is the fairest one of all?”

  228. MacTech says:

    “Are you smart?” Siri can be kinda creepy with her answer. ;)

    • IAintSayinMyName says:

      She says, “Well, when I was in school, I had to cheat on my metaphysics exam by staring into the soul of the boy next to me.” CREEPY BRO 😳😳😳😳😳😨😨😨😨😨

  229. Br.Bill says:

    “What should I wear?”

    “Go do that voodoo that you do so well.”

    “Oh” — this one surprised me.

    “Did you see that?”

    “Do you like me?”

    Or, just laugh into the handset.

  230. Sebby says:

    Try “Version”. :)

  231. JCX says:

    Once i ask her something randomly and she replied
    “at the tone 1,2,3 beep”

  232. Janice says:

    My daughter asked “Is there a Santa Claus?”
    Siri replied “Those cookies don’t eat themselves.”

  233. Mark says:

    Babysitter? Who needs one. Print this list out and give it to some kids you need to keep entertained… LOL

  234. Francis says:

    Say to Siri a few times: supercalifragilisticexpealidocious

  235. John says:

    Where can I buy I disco ball?

  236. John says:

    Ask: “Beam me up, Mr. O’Brien”

  237. Tim says:

    “Siri, what’s the land speed of an unladen swallow?”

  238. Tamara says:

    I asked Siri to Beam me Up and she said that Scotty had left the building.
    I told her to have a nice day and she said “Y’all have a nice day. I always wanted to say that!”

  239. Jason says:

    Ask her “what is the best cellphone?”

  240. Jason says:

    When I asked Siri if she has any sisters or brothers her response was rather sweet.

  241. .- says:

    Can i have a link to the list WITH the spoilers?

  242. HaHaFunny says:

    You forgot “Who’s Your Daddy?”

  243. Todd says:

    Ask her ” who let the dogs out?”

  244. palala says:

    Tell her she’s not funny after you ask her to tell you a joke, and she just gets mad. I think Siri holds a grudge if you push back too much with responses and commands, she stops answering questions and forms an opinion about you… I am convinced it’s a feature!

  245. Sarah says:

    Ask siri “why are fire trucks red”

  246. David says:

    I’ve never seen this one listed but it makes me laugh, ask Siri “who let the dogs out”

  247. Jay Morgan says:

    Being a smart ass, I told Siri “I wanna get laid.”

    She sent me a list of escort services.

    • Jill says:

      I’ve never seen this one listed but it makes me laugh,ask Siri”war Eagle

      • #RANDOM YOLO Shearer says:

        Say to Siri: ” Siri Siri on the screen who is the meanest,or fairest of them all?
        Her response is absolutely priceless!! :D
        :D if you do this trick you can either say meanest or fairest I did fairest
        Bwahhahaha this was really funny

    • Braden says:

      say Why are you so mean?

      • Rosie says:

        Sorry this is not on ur topic but it’s the only way I can comment I said to Siri hey computer and she told me 5 different answers for the question the answers where based off of the new Lego batman movie

      • Rosie says:

        Sorry this is not on ur topic but it’s the only way I can comment I said to Siri hey computer and she told me 5 different answers for the question the answers where based off of the new Lego batman movie
        Hope u guys enjoy this funny joke

    • Damien Brackett says:

      Ask Siri, “What’s better, Microsoft or Apple?”

    • Sarah says:

      Ask Siri: siri your name looks so stupid
      Ask Siri: Siri can you please tell me a story(multiple times,there’s more than one response)
      Ask Siri: what’s one trillion to the tenth power(most funny one)
      Ask Siri: what is 0/0(the answer is: no cookie, no friend…)

    • matt says:

      say how many years is one year

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