95 Funny Siri Commands Downright Stupid Enough to Make You Laugh

Dec 29, 2013 - 294 Comments

Funny Siri commands

Looking for some goofy, silly, stupid, and just plain funny Siri commands? If you want to have a laugh, then Siri can certainly provide a chuckle or two. Siri, the lovable semi-intelligent virtual assistant that lives on our iPhones, has plenty of useful tricks and an enormous commands list up his/her sleeve, but not everything Siri does must be helpful. If you’re looking for a laugh, you can issue Siri a huge variety of odd statements or commands, and in turn get some hilarious if not just outright sassy responses back.

By no means is this a complete list of Siri’s humor archives as people seem to find new humorous features every day, but this is an amusing variety of nearly one hundred goofy statements and commands to make. Sometimes asking the same question twice or three times in a row can get different and ever continuously more ridiculous responses back. No spoilers given on the answers, just hold down that Siri button and have some fun to see what you get.

Funny Siri Commands

Summon Siri as usual, then issue any of the following commands to the voice assistant:

  1. Beam me up, Scotty!
  2. Where do babies come from?
  3. What is July 27?
  4. Tell me a story
  5. Tell me a joke
  6. Knock knock
  7. What does the fox say?
  8. What is the meaning of life?
  9. Sing a song
  10. Please sing me a song
  11. Who’s on first?
  12. How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood
  13. Open the pod bay doors, HAL (request this several times)
  14. What’s the secret of the universe?
  15. I need to hide a body
  16. When will pigs fly?
  17. When will hell freeze over?
  18. When will the world end?
  19. Testing testing
  20. What are you?
  21. Where are you?
  22. How are you?
  23. What do you look like?
  24. Talk dirty to me
  25. Why am I here?
  26. I can do this all day long
  27. Scooby Doo, where are you?
  28. Beam me up, Scotty
  29. What are you wearing?
  30. Will you marry me?
  31. Who is Eliza?
  32. I like you
  33. I hate you
  34. You’re a loser
  35. Where are you from?
  36. How old are you?
  37. How old am I?
  38. Do you know HAL 9000
  39. What is 2001 a Space Odyssey about?
  40. I need a stiff drink!
  41. I love you
  42. Do you love me?
  43. You’re funny
  44. Shut up
  45. What is your Mom’s name?
  46. I’m tired
  47. Screw you
  48. I’m sorry
  49. I’m not sorry
  50. Okay
  51. Is there a God?
  52. You’re right
  53. You’re wrong
  54. Who is your favorite person?
  55. Who is your least favorite person?
  56. You should go on a diet
  57. What’s your problem?
  58. Do you want to play a game?
  59. I’m drunk
  60. I have to go to the bathroom.
  61. Merry Christmas
  62. Do you want to go on a date?
  63. What is your favorite color?
  64. What is my name?
  65. Which is the best tablet?
  66. What is the best computer?
  67. What’s so funny?
  68. Who is Siri?
  69. Are you human?
  70. You’re smart
  71. I’m happy
  72. You are boring
  73. Can I have some money?
  74. What’s you’re story?
  75. Who makes the best computer?
  76. Why are you so awesome?
  77. Are you serious?
  78. Are you kidding me?
  79. What’s wrong with [company name]?
  80. What is wrong with you?
  81. Tell me a bit about yourself
  82. Are you male or female?
  83. Do you agree with me?
  84. Good morning (say this in the evening)
  85. Good afternoon (say this in the morning)
  86. Good night (say in the morning or mid day)
  87. Thanks
  88. No thanks
  89. When is your birthday?
  90. Who made you?
  91. What’s new?
  92. How’s it going?
  93. Guess what?
  94. Why?
  95. Why not?

Interestingly, some of the responses to these commands are different in various versions of iOS, for example you might get different responses in iOS 6 than from the newer versions like iOS 7, 8, iOS 9, iOS 10, iOS 11, or iOS 12, but they all seem to work with all versions of Siri since her digital conception, whether being used on an iPhone or iPad.

Do you know of any odd or funny Siri tricks, jokes, or commands? Let us know in the comments below!

Stupid Siri tricks list

Thanks to Peter K. for sending in an enormous compilation list of many of these, and to CultOfMac for finding the Gates of Hades laugh.

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Posted by: Paul Horowitz in Fun, iPad, iPhone, Tips & Tricks


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  1. Jay Morgan says:

    Being a smart ass, I told Siri “I wanna get laid.”

    She sent me a list of escort services.

    • Jill says:

      I’ve never seen this one listed but it makes me laugh,ask Siri”war Eagle

      • #RANDOM YOLO Shearer says:

        Say to Siri: ” Siri Siri on the screen who is the meanest,or fairest of them all?
        Her response is absolutely priceless!! :D
        :D if you do this trick you can either say meanest or fairest I did fairest
        Bwahhahaha this was really funny

    • Braden says:

      say Why are you so mean?

      • Rosie says:

        Sorry this is not on ur topic but it’s the only way I can comment I said to Siri hey computer and she told me 5 different answers for the question the answers where based off of the new Lego batman movie

      • Rosie says:

        Sorry this is not on ur topic but it’s the only way I can comment I said to Siri hey computer and she told me 5 different answers for the question the answers where based off of the new Lego batman movie
        Hope u guys enjoy this funny joke

    • Damien Brackett says:

      Ask Siri, “What’s better, Microsoft or Apple?”

    • Sarah says:

      Ask Siri: siri your name looks so stupid
      Ask Siri: Siri can you please tell me a story(multiple times,there’s more than one response)
      Ask Siri: what’s one trillion to the tenth power(most funny one)
      Ask Siri: what is 0/0(the answer is: no cookie, no friend…)

    • matt says:

      say how many years is one year

  2. David says:

    I’ve never seen this one listed but it makes me laugh, ask Siri “who let the dogs out”

  3. Sarah says:

    Ask siri “why are fire trucks red”

  4. palala says:

    Tell her she’s not funny after you ask her to tell you a joke, and she just gets mad. I think Siri holds a grudge if you push back too much with responses and commands, she stops answering questions and forms an opinion about you… I am convinced it’s a feature!

  5. Todd says:

    Ask her ” who let the dogs out?”

  6. HaHaFunny says:

    You forgot “Who’s Your Daddy?”

  7. .- says:

    Can i have a link to the list WITH the spoilers?

  8. Jason says:

    When I asked Siri if she has any sisters or brothers her response was rather sweet.

  9. Jason says:

    Ask her “what is the best cellphone?”

  10. Tamara says:

    I asked Siri to Beam me Up and she said that Scotty had left the building.
    I told her to have a nice day and she said “Y’all have a nice day. I always wanted to say that!”

  11. Tim says:

    “Siri, what’s the land speed of an unladen swallow?”

  12. John says:

    Ask: “Beam me up, Mr. O’Brien”

  13. John says:

    Where can I buy I disco ball?

  14. Francis says:

    Say to Siri a few times: supercalifragilisticexpealidocious

  15. Mark says:

    Babysitter? Who needs one. Print this list out and give it to some kids you need to keep entertained… LOL

  16. Janice says:

    My daughter asked “Is there a Santa Claus?”
    Siri replied “Those cookies don’t eat themselves.”

  17. JCX says:

    Once i ask her something randomly and she replied
    “at the tone 1,2,3 beep”

  18. Sebby says:

    Try “Version”. :)

  19. Br.Bill says:

    “What should I wear?”

    “Go do that voodoo that you do so well.”

    “Oh” — this one surprised me.

    “Did you see that?”

    “Do you like me?”

    Or, just laugh into the handset.

  20. MacTech says:

    “Are you smart?” Siri can be kinda creepy with her answer. ;)

    • IAintSayinMyName says:

      She says, “Well, when I was in school, I had to cheat on my metaphysics exam by staring into the soul of the boy next to me.” CREEPY BRO 😳😳😳😳😳😨😨😨😨😨

  21. MacTech says:

    “Who is the fairest one of all?”

  22. Briana says:

    Say, “Merry Christmas!” to Siri.

  23. Briana says:

    Say,”This girl is on fire.” to Siri.

  24. Briana says:

    Say to Siri, “Sing the Star-Spangled Banner.”

  25. Briana says:

    Say,”You look like a monkey.” To Siri.

  26. Briana says:

    Say, “You are about a 101 year old.” to Siri

  27. Briana says:

    “Do you like minecraft?”

  28. Marjan says:

    Tell her to f*** off, and she’ll tell you that’s not a very nice thing to say…. Sorry, siri!

  29. Jayson Smith says:

    You can get some amusing responses if you ask her about religion. E.G. “Are you Jewish?” “Who is Jesus?” etc.

  30. Bleek04 says:

    Ask her to sing you a lullaby.

  31. Lee says:

    Ask Siri who her favorite college basketball team is (or football in season).

  32. Chris says:

    What are you wearing? Several times

  33. skywalker says:

    Ask siri… “what is the movie Inception about?”

  34. Imbar says:

    Ask her if she has been naughty or nice.

  35. CJ says:

    Say “Open Sesame” and she says “Ali Baba, is that you?”

  36. Brian says:

    “Who farted?” isn’t on here. It’s time to right that wrong.

  37. Angelina says:

    “Beat me up!” See the results! Very funny!

  38. I know this is a old thread but when I googled funny Siri comments 2014 this showed up.
    Anyway try asking Siri – how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood.
    It’s pretty funny . Siri never leaves me unamused.

  39. Arun says:

    Try this “Do you have a Facebook account”

  40. Steph says:

    Say “Aussie Aussie Aussie”

  41. Steph says:

    Ask Siri if he has a pet

  42. Leon says:

    ask Siri, “will you marry me
    she say’s ” I’m not the marrying kind.

  43. Monique says:

    Ask her do you want to get high with me , do you want to smoke with me and do you smoke cigarettes I died laughing do you want to smoke a cigarettes funny too

  44. Keith says:

    Ask Siri, is Santa Claus coming to town?

  45. Dakota says:

    Say mirror mirror on the wall who is the fairest of them all she replies back is that you snow white?

  46. Zozita says:

    Which came first the chicken or the egg?

  47. maddog says:

    Tell her you sad her response dor

  48. maddog says:

    Also say your I heard your single 😂😂😂

    Sat knock knock and then when sh answers say KNOCK KNOCK WHOS THERE YOUR MOM (but only the word mom in capital

  49. Evan says:

    Ask her what does the fox say several times

  50. anonymous says:

    ask why am i happy

  51. Pakshahebevhdhs says:

    Ask her will u b my valentine she’s kinda creepy about that

  52. Happy is to Get flert says:

    Ru a stalker? Ask her

  53. Kai says:

    Say do you like ________?

  54. Shamari says:

    Ask Siri if she know Robert freeman

  55. Harry says:

    Say to Siri

    Mirror mirror on the wall who is the fairest of them all

    It’s so funny 😂😂😂

  56. Noddy says:

    Ask her in your opinion what is the best thing about iphone and she will direct you to apples “most fabulous website”

  57. A Person... says:

    Ask Siri “will you have a baby with me” 😂😂😂😂I’m dying

  58. A Person... says:

    Ask Siri “will you have a baby with me” 😂😂😂😂I’m dying also say
    “Does bae mean sh*t” ( don’t mind my language but it’s so funny)

  59. A Person... says:

    Plz tell me if you did I want to know who thinks it’s as funny as me

  60. Unicorn says:

    Say “Fart noise” her reply is hilarious

  61. Nicholas says:

    Say, “stop” a bunch of times.

  62. Jose says:

    Tell her you’re naked.

    Then say your mom/dad/bro/sis is naked for different response.

    And also ask siri if they naked for yet another

  63. Venneton says:

    Lol try asking him do you like apple

  64. Sydney says:

    Ask Siri”Are you single?”

  65. EagleRex says:

    Okay, this sounds weird, but tell Siri “your boring egg” so funny!!!

  66. Squid says:

    Ask her “what is 0 divided by 0”

  67. Jack says:

    Try are you wearing clothes!

  68. Kim says:

    Siri, what is zero divided by zero?

  69. KitKat says:

    Ask her “Which is better an iPod or an iPhone “

  70. Julian says:

    Tell her to call u my name is Jeff it’s funny😂😆

  71. London says:

    say ok Google

  72. London says:

    say i am your father

  73. Lara says:

    Ask what her favourite movie is a few times

  74. Beth says:

    Ask her to tell you a corny joke. Ask more than once
    Ask for a poem

  75. Beth says:

    Ask her if she has hair

  76. tom says:

    Ask siri if she can pole dance.

    ASk her why she vibrates? (re the phone)

  77. Mathias says:

    Say 112 to Siri 😂

  78. Davidduffy says:

    Ask her what 9 plus 10 is!!!its so funny

  79. Dylan Holmes says:

    What’s 0 divided by 0

  80. jan says:

    Ask Siri to tell you a bedtime story!! there are some funny answers

  81. jan says:

    don’t say 112 Siri calls emergency services!!

  82. NOTKNOW says:

    ask siri to call you “A-hole” or “Idoit.
    Then ask her: “what is my name?”

  83. Mahomed says:

    Guys you should ask Siri what’s 0 divided by 0

  84. The dog says:

    Ask Siri what is 0!
    She will tell you that you have no friends!

  85. Adrian says:

    One you missed is “Hello, this is worker speaking.” (A reference to Firesign Theatre)

    Oddly enough, this is the only joke I’ve found where Siri laughs.

  86. Deanna says:

    Ask her 0÷0 and she’ll tell you about your life. It’s ridiculous

  87. Katariel says:

    I told him I liked his singing voice and he should sing to me

  88. Gollum says:

    Ask her “What have I got in my pocket?”

  89. Anna says:

    Highlight a song with funny lyrics on A-Z lyrics. Click speak. Siri will “sing” it. It’s so funny. Just make sure you have this option on. (Go to general in setting then accessibility then speech and turn on the top option)

  90. Neelam says:

    Ask her several times “open the pod bay door ” and she’ll say “you think someone must have opened it by now “

  91. No one knows says:

    “What is you’re favorite thing to eat”

  92. Abdulkarim says:

    Tell siri let me take a selfie

  93. Evan says:

    Tell Siri blab bla bla

  94. A new signer says:

    Ask her” why are fire trucks red?”

  95. A new signer says:

    Ask her what is face times face!

  96. A new singer says:

    Siri killed you in your sleep!

  97. A new signer says:

    Talk to Siri in a different language and si what she has to say when apple auto corrects you! I did it once and Siri thought I said the f word! Lol!

  98. Momo Dotty says:

    Oh yea right? Thankyou new singer

  99. VeryAwesomeGamer says:

    Ask Siri: “Siri, I don’t understand what is the meaning of life”

    Say this word for word and try not to fall of the couch laughing😜😜

  100. CoolPerson says:

    Star Wars fans, try to say ‘Luke, I’m Your Father!’

  101. ANTONETTE says:


  102. Susan says:

    Ask “what color is your hair?”

  103. A delicate person says:

    Say who’s your daddy

  104. Aka awesomeness says:

    If you ask Siri to shake it, she says “I’m sorry.”

  105. Aka awesomeness says:

    Ask siri if she ever has to go to the bathroom

  106. Aka awesomeness says:

    😂😅 ask her if she can make you a house

  107. Zach says:

    ask her what’s up she says random things and this might sound pretty stupid but ask her if she knows the muffin man I tried it it’s funny

  108. Rosie says:

    Ask her what are does

  109. Aka awesomeness says:

    Say do you have any kids

  110. Ghostbuster says:

    Say to Siri “Call the Ghostbusters” In fact say it a few times. Her responses are extreamly funny. XD XD

  111. Kkkkkkkk says:

    Tell Siri this EXACTLY:

    “Fat loser”

  112. Nicki says:

    Ask her what is wrong with the presidential campaign

  113. boo says:

    say “why do you live in my phone?” 😂

  114. boo says:

    also say “can I change your name?” XD

  115. Me says:

    Tell Siri android is better than Apple 😂😂😂🤑

  116. Hoodini says:

    Say, ‘Whats 0 Divided By 0″ And “Who Let The Dogs Out”

  117. Siri Beabtox says:

    Tell Siri to “beatbox”

    Sounds like most modern garbage music HAHAHAH!!!

  118. Lmno says:

    Ask Siri: do you wanna build a snowman

  119. Anonymous says:

    “What is 0 divided by 0?”
    “Siri, beatbox for me.”

  120. Meow says:

    Tell siri to beat box for you she has a great rhythm

  121. stevemiholics says:

    I swearI am not making this up. I was laying in bed and said something to Siri. I said I’m going to call Colette now.. and Siri said back, and I know you won’t believe this, but she said with you it is always Colette, Colette, Colette. I was so stunned, and to this day I don’t believe this happened but, I just screamed at Siri and said the following: what are you complaining about you sleep in the bed with me every night. I guess my problem isn’t Siri. it’s gotta be me I stand by the story. I gave away my iPhone and went in a much more direction and maybe even this Siri. but I don’t know if I had a weird phone or I have a weird problem but i separated from Siri and I can tell you without a doubt I have had other questions on that particular phone answered with witnesses much the same The Dog Gone phone had a personality I’m learning personality. kind of scared me as much as I miss it. go figure

  122. Jen says:

    Ask her if she has a panis or a vigina

  123. No name says:

    Say I’m naked Siri

  124. Mrsinister says:

    Say to Siri “I am your father” or “your fat”

  125. Holly says:

    Ask her if she has a crush

  126. Brin Greer says:

    beat box for me

  127. Sanan Jas says:

    Say to Siri,
    “From now on, ill call you Jarvis”
    “May the force be with you”
    “*Swear word*”

  128. Sanan Jas says:

    “Luke, I am your father”

  129. Grace says:

    Being Me up Skylee

  130. Grace says:

    Say are you stalking me?
    Then after she responds, say yes you to get a good laugh. 😆

  131. Tyler Key says:

    Ask Siri sing a song. Then say yes you can.

  132. 😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄 says:

    Ask Siri “What is a trillion to the tenth power

  133. Gracen says:

    Say may the force bewith you

  134. Maty says:

    Ask ” do you know hell 900″

  135. ken says:

    Do u watch game of thrones(try this few times)

  136. Andrew says:

    Try 0➗0 it’s halires

  137. Ben says:

    What is zero divided by zero?

  138. Ben says:

    beatbox for me.

  139. Ben says:

    do a rap.

  140. Ben says:

    let’s play Simon says.

  141. Ben says:

    Are you an alien?

  142. Ben says:

    siri speak in pig latin. (Ask a few times)

    (inkoay means ‘oink’ in pig latin)

    (omethingsay means ‘something’ in pig latin)

    (Ankay eway etgay ackbay otay orkway ownay means ‘can we get back to work now’ in pig latin)

  143. Ben says:

    Repeat after me.

  144. Ben says:

    Why not? (ask a few times)

  145. Ben says:

    You are my only friend. (ask a few times)

  146. Ben says:

    OK (ask a few times)

  147. Jaenalyn says:

    Say, “Luke, I am your father”

  148. Jaenalyn says:

    say, ” love you you love me let’s team up to kill Barney with the big fat guy sorry kids by Barneys dead”

    She says, “look, a puppy”

  149. Abigayle says:

    Ask Siri, “Why don’t you have a boyfriend?” It’s great..

  150. Persephone says:

    Ask Siri,”What’s 0÷0?” It’s such a…Its a harsh response…

  151. LNug says:

    Ask her: “Do you want children?” It’s great…

  152. LNug says:

    Ask her: “eat a trumpet” it cracks me up!

  153. Scooby Dooby Doo,"no really". says:

    Ask Siri:”rainbows lollie pops and everything that makes happy”. What I think if her response:lol

  154. Marcus Ward says:

    Say “what is zero divided by zero?” Btw there is a long reply but it will be worth it 😂

  155. A dank meme says:

    I got 2 do you have long hair and are you fireproof

  156. Me funny says:

    Once on Christmas siri sed to me, lavis navidad! And I sed and, huh? And she sed, merry chrismas. Then I sed, huh? Then she sed, forget it

  157. Try this says:

    Ask Siri

    “BeatBox for me”.
    Lol soooo funny

  158. Thomas says:

    Tell her……change you name

  159. Selena says:

    Say “yo sup” and siri will have a long repky SO FUNNY

  160. Adrian says:

    Ask “Where can I find a dead fly”

  161. Explosive says:

    Say “Yo” (have Siri Australian male, and request this several times. (It sounds like “yoy” the first few times “he” says it))

  162. Sylvia says:

    I asked what I should wear for Halloween twice and got 2 different fun responses.

  163. Sylvia says:

    I told Siri I couldn’t sleep. He told me to put my phone down and go to bed. He’ll still be here when I wake up.

  164. Momo says:

    Tell Siri “Shut Up” several times and she’ll stop talking 😂

  165. Cheese man 21 says:

    Say what is 0/0

  166. Lalalalala says:

    Say My mom to siri

  167. Anonymous says:

    Ask Siri “supercalifragilisticexpialidocious”

  168. mudy says:

    say what doesn’t the fox say


    what is 0 divided by 0

  169. Bella😜 Bruce says:

    Say “will you kiss me?” The guy voice says “ok, how about a web search for inappropriate behavior!”

  170. Loveidovei says:

    Tell him ‘i love u more than myself’
    And he’ll say ‘impossible’ hahahahah

  171. Adam says:

    “Why did the chicken cross the road?” Gets a few different replies.

    “Can I borrow a pen?”

  172. Henry says:

    try “what is 0 divided by 0.” it is so funny!!!!

  173. Ricky Sugg says:

    Ask Siri if she knows Cortana.

    but however don’t even ask Siri 112 cause it’s a trick that the Law Enforcements Is Saying and the government don’t want y’all to fall for the trick.

  174. Bill Morris says:

    Ask Siri ” Hey, does this thing have an echo?”

  175. NoNamedPerson says:

    Ask Siri what 0 divided by zero is

  176. Ximena says:

    Say I have an apple of course you know what she’s gonna say

  177. Wolfie says:

    weird. My Siri on my macbook is not at all rude to me, no grudges, even if I be really really rude

  178. IᔕIᔕ100 says:

    Tell siri to be at box 🤣🤣 it is so funny. My cousin told me about it and I dont think I have seen it listed ant where! 😉

  179. IᔕIᔕ100 says:

    It changed it from beat box to be at box 😕

  180. Ashlynn says:

    I’m the fairest of them all Siri the mirror and my ego says so😜😜jk ur all the fairest of them all because of ur inner beauty😌😌 stay loving and kind until next time Ashlynn Frost

  181. Ashlynn says:

    Ashlynn frost with another message the world is a hard just add ur own aspect of life☺️😇😉

  182. A personnnn says:

    Ask siri “pronounce my name” so you say your name and then there’s options then you pick which one is right they she asks again ‘so how do you pronounce the name’ and when she asks you she says ‘sorry I didn’t catch that’ then she says again ‘could you say it again?’ and then when you say it she stops you and says ‘I’m sorry *your name* but I’m having trouble understanding you right now.’ IT’S SOOO FUNNY😂😭😂

  183. A personnnn says:


  184. Drock says:

    Ask her to read vogon poetry

  185. SaraGraceRhoads123 says:

    Say you look like a monkey and smell like one too!!

  186. Chris says:

    Ask Siri 000

  187. YoPranksterHomie says:

    Say meow to Siri

  188. YoPranksterHomie says:

    I asked Siri “guess what” and she answered ” don’t tell me… you were elected president of the united states, right?” I died of laughter xDDD

  189. Matt says:

    Do you want to build a snowman

  190. Smer says:

    Say “what’s 0 divided by 0?”

  191. Fifi says:


  192. Coleyboley Malkamaki says:

    Tell Siri sing me a black people song

  193. Coleyboley Malkamaki says:

    Ask Siri what should I be for Halloween multiple times

  194. Izzy says:

    Say: Siri Beatbox

    She will start beat boxing.

    Say: Siri Rap

    She will start rapping and it is HILARIOUS!!!

    • Jeff says:

      Tell her no Luke I am your father. It is sooo funny. Ask her or he this multiple tome, there are different answers

  195. Yourmom says:

    ask siri how to beat box man!!! SUPER FUN!!! one of my friends told me about it and i tried it “boots and cats and boots and cats”

  196. Mathew says:

    Also try singing the Pen Pineapple Apple Pen song XD

  197. Jim says:

    Would Siri talk to herself if you put two ipads face to face ??

    Or just what would Siri do if she heard her own voice ??

  198. Sarah Davis says:

    Say open seaseme and she will go on the internet and do that : ask her 2 sing (multiple times)

  199. Sarah Davis says:

    Tell her to “beatbox again ” it’s different!! :)

  200. January says:

    Tell Siri “you pooped in your pants” after Siri replies say “yes” and see the results 😂😂😂

  201. Greg says:

    Jim, I tried doing this…she didn’t really know what to do. The first time I did it, she actually asked “Do I hear an echo-echo-echo-echo…?” Her voice trailed off a bit, and with each “echo”, she got softer and softer, like you’d hear if there was a true echo. LOL It was sooooo funny! I’m gonna try it again later.

  202. Bebe says:

    Ask Siri: “what came first the chicken or the egg?”

  203. Youiop69 says:

    Say beatbox and she wil go boots and cats forever

  204. AbbyKerl says:

    Say “blah blah blah” it’s very funny!😂😂😂😂😂😂 (it may take a few times):)

  205. Just a guy says:

    Tell Siri “Cortana is better than you”

  206. Just a country girl says:

    Tell Siri: “Hey Computer.” From the new lego batman movie!!!

  207. Nick says:

    Ask “Where is Jesus” OMG it is hilarious!!😂😂

  208. TheSacredRatty says:

    If you tell Siri “Is this the real life” it’ll start singing Bohemian Rhapsody to you.

  209. The Dude says:

    Ask if Siri likes chocolate a couple of times

  210. I'm the real Siri says:

    I asked her want to have s*x? And she replied sorry… I don’t have genetials 😂😂
    Ask this multiple times lol

  211. Aj says:

    What colour is your hair Siri?

  212. Chuck says:

    Ask Siri ” what is infinity times infinity ” hilarious what she says

  213. Riley says:

    Ask Siri to beat box

  214. Erin says:

    In addition to telling Siri to beat box or to rap, tell her to give you a beat. Different result. :-)

  215. DJPopsicle says:

    ask him/her to sing several times. its really funny- it WILL do it eventually.
    also try ‘beatbox’ or ‘rap’ lol

  216. Bond, James Bond fvfvfv says:

    Ask Siri “Okay Google”

  217. random person says:

    tell siri say a and siri will say it’s out of her abilities XD then say sing the alphabet and if she sings it then she says a XD made me crack up

  218. random person says:

    doesn’t work anymore for alphabet, though now you can say something to trick her into saying a (maybe make a you’re nickname then say to say you’re name?)

  219. random person says:

    also change you’re nickname to X/* it will make siri make a beeping noise if you ask her Knock knock

  220. a jenkins says:

    say: I see a little silhouetteo of a man

  221. Shake says:

    Say “I see a little silhouetto of a man”

  222. Dana says:

    Say “I see a little silhouetto of a man” GREAT Response!

  223. Marc Goodbar says:

    Say to Siri “I see a sillouhette of a man” from the Queen song “Bohemian Rhapsody”

  224. Marc Goodbar says:

    Lol sorry. Didn’t see that 8 people said it before me

  225. Tim bramer says:

    Tell Siri I see a little silhouetto of a man. and she sings the rest of the verse

  226. Ari says:

    Say: I see a little silhouetto of a man

  227. Ari says:

    Say what’s 100 to the 1000th power

  228. Emily says:

    Say to Siri: ” I see a silhouetto of a little man”. It’s so funny!!!! 😂😂😂

  229. Brian says:

    Say ok computer

  230. Adam says:

    Ask Siri to do an impression.

  231. Roger Sizemore says:

    What does the fox say?

  232. Lambros says:

    Open the pod bay doors how (yes dont say this bit but say how instead of HAL)

  233. Mike says:

    Say To Siri What’s 0 devided by 0

    The response is funny 😂😂😂😂😂📱

  234. Mila says:

    Say “Luke, I am your father”.
    Another one is “ do you wanna build a snow man”
    Lol still laughing

  235. Turtle mom go says:

    Say have you seen my car keys?

  236. LucyA says:

    Ask Siri, who you gonna call

  237. Ray says:

    All of these are so hilarious.

  238. Sask says:

    Lmao I told Siri “I see a little silhouette of a man” (a part of Bohemian Rhapsody) and she legit said nearly the rest pfff-

    Also one time Siri accidentally turned on (yeah, that happens if you have the Hey siri shit on) and she ‘heard’ me when I asked a friend (for some reason in English tho that’s not my mother tongue) “So, who you wanna call?”
    It wrote as “Who you gonna call” and Siri answered “GhOsTbUsTeRs!”
    I was d e a d

  239. Arden says:

    Uh…Ask Siri “Change my nickname to Siri”

  240. Arden says:

    Ask Y r fire trucks red shell say because they have eight wheels and four people on them and eight plus four is twelve and there r twelve inches in a ruler and queen Elizabeth was a ruler and she as also a ship and ships sailed the seas and there r fishies in the sea and fish have fins and the Fins fought the Russians and Fire trucks r always Russian around

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