The most useful Apple Support Document ever to exist
I have agonized for years over this one and surely you have too. If you’ve ever had that burning question of “how on earth do I pick up and carry my iMac G5” then you’re in luck.
In what is undoubtedly the single most useful support document to ever exist in the entire universe, Apple answers this amazingly complex technical question with the following ground breaking advice (brace yourself):
Pick up the iMac G5 by grasping both sides of the computer. Carry it to wherever you wish.
Grasp… both sides of the computer… and… carry it… to… whereever I wish????? Holy Moly. This changes everything! I never knew this was possible, imagine the possibilities.
OK enough sarcasm.
This hilarious support document is completely real and you have to wonder what inspired the creation of the article to begin with, that must have been one fun AppleCare support call. You can check it out on Apple’s support site here. Thanks to Carlos for sending this in, what a riot.