Solution to the iPad 3 Heat Problem [Humor]
If your iPad 3 is getting too hot to handle, the solution is to use the iPad outdoors in three feet of snow. Three feet of snow is required because there is a direct correlation between the iPad generation and the amount of snow required to cool the device, thus iPad 3 requires 3 feet of snow. For those of you who don’t have access to three feet of snow, try placing the iPad 3 in a freezer at least three feet under ground, while holding three fingers in the air for at least three seconds while counting backwards from three.
This is obviously a joke, and you’ll notice we haven’t mentioned anything about the mythical iPad 3 heat problem, mostly because it doesn’t exist and we don’t want to reward manufactured controversy. This was funny enough to post on a Friday though, so enjoy a tip that’s about as useless as the original Consumer Reports BS that started it all.
Thanks to Ryan for the picture
I want my 30 seconds back
I do too and I published it, now what?
me too!
Awesome, because the whole “warm” iPad scare is a joke…
All that snow is going to melt because of the iPad! The iPad is causing Global Warming!
OH MY GOD! What shall we do now? Is this the End???
Stupid
I dunno why everyone is making a big deal about the heat issues with the new iPad, but then again I live in Alaska
What a ridiculous article. Such a waste of time.
I was able to cook a steak, baked potato and onion rings on my iPad in 5 minutes. It came out good and was delicious.
What a joke… not!
Bad photoshop work (look at the reflections …) topped by bad writing and humoristic skills.
Your nickname says a lot…
I live up north, I love the idea of the ipad 3 warming up my hands as I use it. no, I’m not joking I’m dead serious.