This Steve Jobs Joke is Corny & Fun
Are you ready for a Steve Jobs joke? Of course you are! Ok, so this joke is a little corny, but who cares, because sometimes corny is good for a laugh, right?! OK here we go:
Why does Steve Jobs always wear turtlenecks?
Because suits have too many buttons.
Get it? Oooooh boy.
Corny, but kind of appropriate and so fitting since Steve Jobs does indeed enjoy the turtleneck and has an obvious dislike for unnecessary buttons.
Thank you to Eric for sending this in. I’m not sure if Eric is the originator of this one or if it’s from someone else, but if you know of any other Steve Jobs or Apple jokes, feel free to put them into our comments.
Wherever a noble deed is wrought
Where’er is spoken a noble thought,
Our hearts in glad surprise
…To higher levels rise.
Henry Wadsworth Longfellow (1807-1882)
Actually they’re called ‘Crew neck’, not quite as high and without the double rollover of the true Turtle neck.